FamousTrash:Agyness bleaches her hair.

Her newly shaved head is lighter and I'm in love, she didn't just bleach her hair look at those jeans.-your Dealer

Memorial Day Trash....

Yesterday was like break out your shorts day. They were paired with red sky high heels, anarchy, Led Zeppelin and flowers, personally I like a little cheetah print with mine.-your Dealer

Randomness!!

Guess who that is? Yes thats none other than a young Amber Rose and with hair,pretty but a bit boring huh?-your Dealer

Famous Trash:Whitney Port's perfect accessory.

Whit was seen out yesterday for a memorial stroll in her cute little romper and best accessory, Ben Nemtin her new beau.Forget the romper I love a good accessory.-your Dealer

Randomness!!

Look what I found on the subway of NYC.Makes my heart burst into confetti.-your Dealer

Famous Trash:Dakota Fanning all grown up.

Shes all grown up and styling and profiling in that  outfit. Don't look at her face, you're famous Dakota you should be on your toes for the paps, learn the non double chin,bug eyed pose. You know I love a tall girl in all black and I was in awe with her boots wedged and studded all over the sides.-your Dealer

Famous Trash:Mary-Kate's travel outfit.

I love this little person, her outfit is perfection as she leaves for JFK.-your Dealer

Famous Trash:M.I.A covers NYLON.

M.I.A is on the cover and gives a very interesting interview in the summer issue of NYLON.She looks  good and  I want all her acesseries. She talks about the internet being owned by the CIA, why if she wasn't accepted into film school she would've ended up a crackwhore and  hanging out with Tupac as a teenager, who knew you were such a Gangsta Maya?-your Dealer

My new obsession: Samantha Harris.

Meet Sam as I like to call her, she's 5'11 and 19 years old and I'm predicting and hoping that she's the next big thing. She is of Aborigianl decent and only the secound to be featured on the cover of Australian Vogue. She has the potential to be Australia's first Aboriginal supermodel.With her beestung lips,cave man eyebrows and long limbs she has the goods and from the looks of it she knows how to use em.-your Dealer

Famous Trash:Lindsay has criminal tendencies.

Lilo was seen out last night with her face not looking so tired and CHANEL, she must've gotten some rest in Cannes. Then earlier this morning on her way to see her probation officer.How very ex con of you Linds.-your Dealer